Don't record your proclivities on the corporate laptop webcam
I once had to deal with a dismissal of a sales representative who was suspected of Industrial Espionage. The CEO asked that the IT department investigate his laptop and I passed it on to our desktop guy at the time.
After about 20 minutes he asked me to come and see what he had found. No evidence of Industrial Espionage was found whatsoever, however there was a video of him and assumedly an Asian prostitute in a hotel room from a recent business trip.
After delicately trying to present this to the CEO (female) she insisted on seeing this and laughed out loud. She was happy that she still had enough to sack him with, even if we did not have evidence of the suspected espionage.
Anonymous for obvious reasons.