Reply to post: Re: Sounds like a perfect recipe for an iSeizure!

Apple Watch fanbois suffer PAINFUL RASH after sweaty wristjob action

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Re: Sounds like a perfect recipe for an iSeizure!

No, the iSeizure is what happens amongst the fanbois immediately following the announcement of a new iThing. Quickly followed by an iRapture, then iFondle, iSplooge, and iWipe with an iTissue.

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