Reply to post: not traceable and are not subject to constant tracking

Your new car will dob you in to the cops if you crash, decrees EU

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not traceable and are not subject to constant tracking

see the list of footnotes, beginning with:

"except lawfully allowed local, national, and EU-wide law enforcement agencies and other authorised bodies"

through

"except when the information on you which we do not track, store, transfer or otherwise, has been mis-placed on a usb flash drive sent from [undiclosed] to [undisclosed]

to

"we can not be held responsible for unauthorised tracking by foreign superpower(s)."

CAUTION! If you get blown up by a stray missile, you may still email your complaint to the bloke behind the fence on the other side of the pond.

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