Bah
Perhaps it the press were to apply somewhat less heroic names to the substances it would help the fight to prevent people ingesting these things?
Suppose we change the intriguing term "bath salts", no doubt the correct street term for the would be buyer, to something like "fucktard powder"? Does the product still sound as attractive as it did before?
Besides, it is more descriptive of the effects. I urge The Register to lead the way in the crusade to tell it like it is drugs-wise.