@ Ian Michael Gumby (was: Re: I have a smart bed....)
"It captures enough information from my bed, along with the account information I set up."
You have to set up an account for your BED? With an email address? Are you fscking kidding? What the hell were you thinking?
Holy shit. The iFad/FanDroid generation has completely doomed the human race.
"We bought the bed because its fscking comfortable and still affordable."
How the fsck did you know it was comfy before you bought it? Did you & your .sig other spend several nights in the showroom? Honest question.