Re: I have a smart bed....
Does you bed call 999 when you stop breathing?
does it make the early morning cuppa?
What happens when you are the missus get a bit too [redacted] during your [redacted]?
Does it say, 'Ian I really can't allow you to do that. Unless you stop now I'm going to let all the air out of the bed?"
I'm with the AC of earlier who said 'Not in ma hoose'.
so what if the bed falls apart during you know what. At least you can do your thing in privacy and not have your non-sleeping habbits sent to the ROW via the IOT.