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Drill, baby, drill: HIDDEN glaciers ON MARS hold 150bn cubic metres of precious frozen WATER

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Exciting New Bogus Health Claims To Come!

Never mind whether it's potable or how many gerbillions of litres there are. Surely what matters is its marketing potential.

It's hard at this moment to know whether it'll provide the ultimate 'Detox', or if instead its main utility will be to reverse the 23 signs of ageing. It is almost certain to contain more health-improving 'negative ions' to make it worth the cost of a bottle or too, and who could deny the soft, healthy glow that it imparts to the coat of your trusty labrador? The possibilities are limitless.

Scientists! Engineers! Get me some of that martian water NOW!

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