Hot Pockets
>Snowden said he did want to come back, as he missed hot pockets – which is somewhat bizarre considering how foul they are.
"And then you bit into them, and learned once again that Cut-me-own-Throat Dibbler could find a use for bits of an animal that the animal didn't know it had got."
The NSA/CIA/FBI has worked out that with enough fried onions and mustard, people would swallow anything.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
