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Woman caught on CCTV performing drunken BJ blew right to privacy

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There was this girl, who got ripped to the tits

Who decided to pee in a lift

It soon came to be, that she appeared on tv

But this made her a little bit miffed

Her boyfriend was also remiss

He should have settled, just for a kiss

But he trembled his knee, when she sucked it to see

While the floor was all covered with piss

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