Reply to post: Re: self-indulgent onanism

A gold MacBook with just ONE USB port? Apple, you're DRUNK

Stumpy Pepys

Re: self-indulgent onanism

All my onanism is purely to reduce my chances of prostate cancer.

I have special dispensation from Pope Francis.

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