Re: An 18hr day sounds like...
"... spins much faster than Earth does." - Could be why Apple makes me puke :-/
"...catches fire and burns your arm off." - That's YOUR fault for having arms!
I'd like to respond to you all a little more, but my watch is dying and I still need it for all my awesome sweet stag lickering tweets that will light this place up in juiced rainbows!