"If I had my way, there’d be no chairs in meeting rooms"
I have arthritis in both hips. I won't be standing for a moment longer than I absolutely have to. If the meeting is as pertinent and brief as you claim, email me the details instead - I'll peruse it while I'm sitting on my arse.
Though probably after I've printed it out and I'm on the bog performing some download features - I'm sure you'll understand.