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Apple Watch 'didn't work on HAIRY FANBOIS, was stripped of sensor tech'

Dave 126 Silver badge

Yes, just give me ten years of your life

And I'll trade in that puny flab for living muscle

A physique you deserve!


Chest and shoulders to hold your shirt up!

Five years ago I was a four-stone apology...

Today I am two separate gorillas!

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