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This optical disc will keep your gumble safe for 2,000 YEARS

Gordon 10 Silver badge

Re: Finally-

and this is just the declassified version! The classified version of the disc is solar powered, self-reading and auto backs up to secure storage on the moon. (the moon landings were real but were a smokescreen to cover the installation of the data centre.)

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