Reply to post: Masterpieces.... ...compared to "The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D"

Is it humanly possible to watch Gigli and Battlefield Earth back-to-back?

proud2bgrumpy

Masterpieces.... ...compared to "The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D"

Battlefield Earth (terrible - thank god it's less than 2 Hrs), Gigli (haven't seen it), Pearl Harbour (terrible, and very, very long) are veritable masterpieces of writing, actiing and film-making compared to "The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D" which is so truly without any redeeming features that even my dog couldn't bear to be in the same room while it was (briefly) playing despite bacon sandwiches being available.

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D is without any shadow of doubt of less value than the celuloid it was printed on. At 93 minutes long, it is precisely 93 minutes too long.

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