Re: LERN TWO PHUQUEING SPEL!! LOL @AC
"whole concept of unneccesary vowels like a U in color"
I don't think any english speaker of any flavo(u)r is going to get far trying to claim that their particular dialect of this wonderful bastard language is somehow rational, as anyone who's had to learn english as a second language will tell you from bitter experience.
My particular favourite is the 24* different pronunciations of the 'ough' ending.
(*just kidding)