Reply to post: Re: Fight the war against terror!

NY premiere of The Interview cancelled after hackers' terrorist threats

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Re: Fight the war against terror!

Pity they cancelled it - in my part of they country... NONE of the theaters in my area have the "No CCW Permitted" signs, the emergency exits are alarmed, and lock properly. All those pretty red targeting lasers would have illuminated a shouting, noisy wacko quite nicely; (*cough* ...and if he's foolishly gun-waving enough to present a clear target... *cough*).

Not even much shortage of armed women and Pastors around here so you never know who's packin'; the intoxicated rednecks can't get a permit - and the lawfully armed public can wait till home for a touch of the barley corn.

Too bad if the ticket and concessions registers crash, though. Ca$h for the tickets but free popcorn for everybody! ;<)

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