Re: Ah!
Like them or not UKIP can be a force for good
No they can't. They only have two policies. The first one is that they are suspicious of anyone who is a funny colour or has a funny name and that Europe is bad because well Romanians you don't want them over here taking your jobs do you? Except as well as taking your job they are going to claim loads of unemployment benefit get given a free house and rob you blind because well Romanians aren't they? Europe is a cancer there are too many people coming here taking our jobs. Meanwhile Frau Farage (who I believe was born somewhere south of Dover and North of the Black Forest) continues to take a handsome salary and hasn't been mentioned in the first against the wall terms for when he rides to power on a horse with a pint of ale in his hand.
Their second policy is that they need to allow smoking in pubs again so they can smoke all their fags and use the back of the packet to sit round a table in the pub and write the rest of their policies, because this is jolly old England and it rains outside and we love that and that is the way it should remain with our white heads firmly tucked in the sand while the rest of Europe continues to leave us behind in things like healthcare, public transport, education and well just about every sport imaginable apart from cricket, but we can't show the Romanians how to play cricket now can we? They might pinch the ball...
Nothing more English than the sound of willow and cork striking each other and fielding a team full of people born and bread in Africa...
Biting the hand that feeds IT
