Reply to post: Re: Of course it's not a shambles.

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Re: Of course it's not a shambles.

Jeroboashambles = shambles * 4

Rehoboshambles = shambles * 6

Methuselahshambles = shambles * 8

Salmanazarshambles (reserved for NHS f*ckups) = shambles * 12

Balthazarshambles = shambles * 16

Nebuchadnezzarshambles = shambles * 20

Solomonshambles (rarely seen) = shambles * 24

Sovereignshambles (reserved for monarchy-related f*ck-ups not parliamentary ones) = shambles * 34

Primatshambles (reserved for shambles originating directly from the PM) = shambles * 36

Melchizedekashambles (reserved for f*ckup resulting in end of civilisation as we know it) = shambles * 40

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