I did enjoy seeing the HURL acronym
Somebody has a sense of humour.
Having a little experience floating out on the high seas, I've done my share of tossing my cookies, head in the head, etc. when the conditions got rough.
One of my jobs as a deckhand was to swab the vomit trails off the sides of the boat after trips carrying lubbers out for a joy cruise.
Dramamine is your friend.