Reply to post: you may not want to rely on the internal expertise....

Met ready to cough £150m to IT bods who'll help coppers go digital

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you may not want to rely on the internal expertise....

OTOH I have just updated the call script for my hell desk ops. Call stats are well down today. thx

Remove <Have you tried switching it off and on again? Y/N>

Insert <Have you tried removing the hard disk and destroying it, installing a new disk and reinstalling the OS? Y/N>

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