"Place Your Bets, Ladies & Gentlemen" (05/12/14)
2/1: Perfect launch, first time of asking.
10/1: Minor fault, small delay, then flawless launch.
100/1: Countdown delayed again!, because of leaves on the line.
1,000/1: NASA fess-up and admit the space programme has been one big con.
10,000/1: The Human race's reaction to the truth is to just shrug their shoulders and carry on with their lives.