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Pub time for NASA bods? Orion spacecraft test launch called off

Vladimir Plouzhnikov

Parachutes are like aeroplane engines - you can never have too many...

Airline captain's dream:

Flight Engineer: "Captain, we have a slight over-temp on engine #6, sir"

Captain: "Very well. Pilot, throttle down engine #6"

Pilot: "Ay ay, sir. Ah... that will be #6 on which wing, sir?"

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