Reply to post: It's the Nokia Not-Roku

The Nokia ENIGMA THING and its SECRET, TERRIBLE purpose

Uncle Ron

It's the Nokia Not-Roku

The "Not-Roku" will attempt to compete with the Roku streaming box. It's a "Not-Roku" so it will Not have the following: HDMI, Fast Processor, Wi-Fi Direct Remote, Headphone Jack in Remote, Light Weight, Many Channels, Smart, Intuitive Interface, Not Ranked #1 (of 18 streaming boxes including AppleTV) by Time Magazine. I'm excited.

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