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MOULDY DICK: France aims to snatch EXPLODING WHALE crown from U.S.

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Another sad indicator of American decline....

When the Frogs might pass us up in the whale demolition department!

Mr. President, we cannot allow the development of an exploding whale gap!!!

(Actually, why don't they bring in something like a Barrett 50 caliber rifle to shoot the ballooning baleen-bearing bomb in the gut, and release the gas that way? Or bring up an armored personnel carrier or a tank and shoot the whale a couple times with a solid armor piercing round? That would certainly do it, and it would be a lot less dangerous than blowing the whale up. Then you carve the whale up and bury it or dump it far out at sea.)

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