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MOULDY DICK: France aims to snatch EXPLODING WHALE crown from U.S.

Peter Simpson 1
Mushroom

Getting the angle right...

Dig a trench along the landward side of said whale, bury your explosives carefully, fire away, and watch the entire whale majestically lift and arc out over the ocean.

At least, that's the way it would work in theory.

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