Really?
See how he slips in the word "kinda" in this next passage:
I think you're seeing things that just aren't there. Isn't this just how he speaks as opposed to some sort of subtle hint that it's 'kinda true'?
Of course we could read sentences like:
- 30-year-old free content ad network boydroid
- Earlier in the chat, the billionaire
- the copper-haired, be-hooded one
and draw conclusions as to the author's personal opinion of Zuckerberg and Facebook, or we could just say "meh, maybe that's just his writing style".