"Seb the sinister pen pusher, sympathising with Danny and rolling his eyes like a John Cleese bowler-hatted bureaucrat while gently shepherding the uncomprehending Pink to his fate."
Sounds a little Pythonesque...
Well, what do you think? We can bury her or burn her.
Well, which do you recommend?
Well, they're both nasty. If we burn her, she gets stuffed in the flames, crackle, crackle, crackle, which is a bit of a shock if she's not quite dead, but quick. And then we give you handful of ashes, which you can pretend are hers.
Oh.
Or, if we bury her she gets eaten up by the worms which, as I said before, is a bit of a shock if she's not quite dead.
Fred!
Yeah?
I think we've got an eater.
Right, I'll get the oven on.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
