Re: Thanks Twitch...
If you're not an international underwear model or cut/buff/trim athlete then for god's sake put it away. Yes, you were created in his/her image but he/she is a self-loathing and self-conscious god so cover up and hide your eyes and your shame.
Or, you know, stop listening to people who try to convince you that you have less worth because you don't fit the ideal that is currently in fashion.
But humour accepted - I am just on a mission tonight. At least I was; I am tired now.