Re: HOW DARE YOU!!
I was just gonna go with "because he's a nob", but I like yours better.
Favourite Bono story: remember that sleb-heavy campaign for the famine-struck hellhole du jour a few years ago that involved the slebs snapping their fingers? Bono was giving this patter to a Glasgow audience ...
B: "Every toime oi snap me fingers *snap* a choild in de turd world doies *snap*..."
LOCAL WAG: "Well f*ckin' stop doing it then!!"