Eh?
"In the spirit of balance: for the love of Christ, America, learn about decent chocolate and start either making it or mass-importing it."
Even the mass market Whole Foods has better chocolate on the shelves than anything I've ever seen in DearOldBlighty.
I'm not an "ex-pat", I'm a Yank (born at Stanford Hospital), but I have spent roughly 20% of my 55-ish years in the British Isles.