Your stuff is crap but it's free so I'll take it.
Now write me a detailed tutorial on how to do $STUFF because I can't be arsed to read the man page or search the forum/mailing list history.
Oh, and did I mention that your stuff is not quite as good as anything else on the market and the only reason I try it is because I can have it for free?
I can sort of believe it...
Biting the hand that feeds IT
