Re: Panic!
http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/search?q=dihydrogen&state=closed
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_hoax#cite_note-29
My own favorite: There may still be a few credulous engineers wondering what a dithyrambic synthesizer is. What fun these mortals be!
Beer will do. Bring on the maenads.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
