Lab Equipment.......er....
Does this Lab have a 'Backpocket' simulator, or a machine that can replicate peoples arses accurately from 9 to 20 stone in weight? Maybe Apple could use this as an opportunity to sell us some iJeans or iCords with specially redesigned backpockets that not only protect this and future models from BENDING, but also charge the devices through static generated by the iNylon lining?
Tut.....do i have to do everything for you Apple?