Reply to post: More profits...

My TIGHT PANTS made my HUGE iPHONE go all BENDY!

JeffyPoooh
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More profits...

Useful to pay off the inevitable Class Action lawsuit over the obviously unsuitable for intended use bendy phone.

Let's see, $68M for the lawyers, and "$0.37 off your next purchase" to the plaintiffs.

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