"Then would you mind awfully explaining why you and your peers insist on telling us, over and over and over and over again, at tedious fucking length, how much you "don't care what others think" every bloody time there's a news story about Apple?"
Because the funniest thing about Apple flaunters is their conspicuous flauntiness.
And it's hilarious.
Remember those oh-so-coolsters who flaunted shell-suits a few years ago, while others sniggered at their flauntiness?
Don't begrudge those who aren't hipsters their moments of mirth.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
