Re: Should have used Budweiser
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Creative cloudy types still making it rain cash for Adobe
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Cops storm Nginx's Moscow offices after a Russian biz claims it owns world's most widely used web server, not F5
Microsoft enables phone calls from your Windows PC (as long as it's paired with an Android)
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Iran says it staved off cyber attack but doesn't blame US
Continuous Lifecycle London blind bird offer takes off soon: Book your place today at our DevOps conference
Hey kids! Forget about Disney – who fancies a trip to DevOps World?
CloudBees SaaSifies Jenkins X running on Google Cloud Platform
Watch next month: Don’t get bogged down by multi-cloud complexity. Help is at hand
US and China wave white flags, hit pause button on trade war
Lynch was 'willing to lie' to High Court over Autonomy whistleblower, claims HPE
GlaxoSmithKline ditches IR35 contractors: Go PAYE or go home
Mmmm... fresh, delicious tenders: Forget G-Cloud, this £6.5bn Technology Products and Associated Services framework is where it's at
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How many steps was that, then? Uncle Sam's lawyers, watchdog race to probe Google's Fitbit gobble
How much cheese does one person need to grate? Mac Pro pricing unveiled
Lobes carry the load, says IDC: 'Hearables' sector accounts for half of all tech clobber sold
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Rocket Lab ends year by cutting ribbon on first launchpad in the US
100 mysterious blinking lights in the night sky could be evidence of alien life... or something weird, say boffins
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These are the droids you're looking for: Softbank launches Japan cafe staffed by bots
Xbox Series X: Gee thanks, Microsoft! Just what we wanted for Xmas 2020 – a Gateway tower PC
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Hit one up on Insta, would you? Her Maj is after a social media manager
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