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Boffins attempt to prove the universe is just a hologram

Terry 6 Silver badge

Re: Sock gnomes

Actually, behind the 2D surface universe lies a significant black hole which, though unobservable, channels all the teaspoons from all school staff rooms to a distant and spoon laden part of the universe.

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