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Kate Bush: Don't make me HAVE CONTACT with your iPHONE

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This is why

I prefer larger, standing only venues, because if some cunt is waving their phone or slab in front of me, I will give them five minutes, five precious minutes of my time whilst they ruin the show for me, and then that fucking thing is getting very violently flung from their hands and I vanish into the crowd like a ninja.

I have done it at numerous concerts now and the reaction is great. They don't even look to see who's done it, they just dive to the ground after the device and get trampled.

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