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No Apple fanbois here: Man United BANS iPads from Old Trafford

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Joke

The BOFH Solution

"Excuse me Sir. Just slip your portable device into this slot to see if it is allowed in."

(Heavy grinding noises from the machine)

"Sorry sir. That device was not approved. Care for a plastic bag of the parts you can recycle, or do you have your own container?"

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