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Nuts to your poncey hipster coffees, I want a TESLA ELECTRO-CAFE

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Anonymous Coward

Get a decent grinder, a Rancilio pump machine and a regular posted coffee bean order from Dave coffee* and then lean how to extract a decent espresso and on demand caffeine shakes can be yours.

Or drink tea.

* name has been changed to prevent unauthorised advertising.

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