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Sir Runcible Spoon
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Re: Mary had a little lamb?

Ah, good old-fashioned nursery rhymes from my childhood - lovely.

Mary had a little lamb, she couldn't stop it gruntin'.

She took it up the garden path and kicked it's little **** in.

Mary had a bicycle and she rode it on the grass*,

Every time the wheel went round a spoke when up her arse.

Now when Mary rides her bike, she rides it back to front.

'Coz <you can work this line out for yourself>

*grass as in 'parse', not as in 'mass'

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