Maybe one of these excuses would work
1. My parents hate Comcast so much that they've put in writing that if I don't cancel my account, they'll cut me out of their will.
2. My wife hates Comcast so much that if I don't cancel our account, she'll divorce me. She doesn't bluff.
3. My child is dying and canceling our Comcast account is her fondest wish.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
