Re: This is what can happen ....
Not forgetting some sage advice/comments from TacoBell sauce packets, to wit:
"Warning! You're about to make a taco very happy."
"I feel so comfortable in your hands."
"I would've chosen me too."
"You chose wisely." (egocentric tacos, I guess...)
"Do I know you from somewhere?"
"I'm single...are you?" (erm, a little late for that...)
"Dibs on the taco."
"Has catsup been talking smack about me?"
"We could all use a little squeeze now and then."
"That's my ticklish spot."
"You bring the appetite, I'll bring the heat."
"Guess it's just you and me now." (yeah, and a thousand other people....)
"I carry my weight in my midsection." (erm, maybe in a few months...?)
"Add a little verde to your life."
"It would be an honor to sauce your food."
"This is gonna end with you eating me, isn't it?" (hey, that's on a sauce packet...)
"Wait, I want to remember you like this."