"Nadella pledged to make products such as personal assistant Cortana, Skype and Office 365 essential parts of daily life."
So basically, after all the time they took to finally exterminate Clippy, they bring us Cortana? Instead of just avoiding office to avoid Clippy, we now have to avoid Windows altogether?
Will she be just as annoying? Did they just change the name and the drawing routine?
"Hi, it looks like you are writing a resignation letter to your boss. Do you want me to insert some insults and email it right away? <Yes> <Of course> <Right away>"