Here's a conversation I had with a friend last night. For an added chuckle, I had no idea it had anything to do with Dr. Who till she mentioned season 8. Obviously we're both Whovians.
Friend: I did a bad thing.
Me: Shame on you. The Doctor would be very disappointed in you. Or proud. It all depends. What'd you do?
Friend: You heard about the leaked scripts, right?
Me: What leaked scripts?
Friend: I have the scripts from season 8.
Me: No spoilers or I'll go all River Song on you.