Why would I do that?
I mean, inspired by The BOFH I acquired a handy cattle prod* which lies in my office drawer, ready to be deployed whenever need be. So far, I only used it once, against a colleague, in a long running workplace vendetta. But wouldn't it be right out of my mind to use it against myself?!
Yep, mine's the one with the prod...
*In case you wonder, it's the model "magic shock", ordered from an agriculture store in Germany, under a disguised name.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
