Rapture postponed as world inexplicably fails to end


What about the left-behind pets?

Good ol' American entrepreneurship stepped up to fill the void. Businesses sprouted up, all over the USA, offering to take care of the left-behind pets, for a fee.

It occurred to me that, if a person named Ken were to offer such a service, then his motto would be "Ken'll care for your pets."

In response to the above from me, slatsz, a poet friend of mine, composed the following:

Kennel Kare

Sinful Ken

Won’t be captured by the rapture.

Have no regrets

Ken’ll care for all your pets.


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