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The Advertising Standards Authority has turned a blind eye to Danish "fucking" after ruling the word isn't particularly offensive in the land of Carlsberg, bacon and Lego. The landmark decision comes in response to a single complaint about an advert for telecoms provider TDC, broadcast on TV3 Denmark, which contained the …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    So my question is....

    ....what it the meaning of "bollocks" in Danish?

  2. Jimboom
    Happy

    F*cking A

    Got to love those Danes. They talk a lot of f*cking sense!

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Headmaster

    Was that a competittion

    To see how many times you could fit that word in an article?

    1. LaeMing
      Coat

      Most gratuitous

      use of the word "fuck" in a serious ... um... article.

      (The one with the 80's e-book in the pocket.)

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    Fuck me

    Those Danes are a weird bunch.

  5. Simon Harris
    Thumb Up

    Did someone bet Lester...

    that he couldn't get ten 'fucks' (or variants) into a Reg article?

    1. Sabine Miehlbradt
      Coat

      Oh come on...

      Nobody on the El Reg staff has ever gotten 10 fucks - never mind variants.

  6. Tron Silver badge

    Fock! Arse! Drink! Girls!

    No, it's just not the same. High culture simply does not translate well.

  7. Asiren
    Grenade

    That's nothing for the Guardian

    Who on Sunday, on their front page article, quoted protesters telling Mubarak to "...fuck off". Came as a bit of a surprise. Not that I usual read the Granuiad, so I wouldn't know if this was the norm.

    1. sandman

      Re Guardian

      Yep - the Guardian happily prints all the sweary stuff - but the Page 3 redtops asterisk the same words out. I'll leave others to try and work out the morality, if any of their respective decisions.

    2. Tom Wood

      Quality newspapers

      ...tend not to edit quotations unnecessarily.

    3. Tom Wood

      And anyway

      ...there isn't a Guardian on Sunday. Observer maybe.

  8. jake Silver badge

    Oh, ghod ...

    Cue tens of idiots using fucking AOL-ish icons ...

  9. Rob 101

    But it's a danish ad not broadcast in the UK

    http://asa.org.uk/Regulation-Explained/Europe.aspx

    "The ASA’s jurisdiction covers the UK only, so the ASA cannot usually look into complaints about ads published in foreign media or that originated from abroad."

    The adjudication linked in the story makes no mention of this being referred to the EASA.

    1. Edwin

      Yes but

      "The ASA’s jurisdiction covers the UK only, so the ASA cannot usually look into complaints about ads published in foreign media or that originated from abroad."

      The article clearly notes the ad was broadcast from London, which presumably still falls within the ASA's remit.

      Although I would be the first to admit that perhaps (within the EU) the target market should be the deciding factor for jurisdiction...

    2. DrXym

      Yes but

      "Viasat, the company responsible for broadcasting the outrage from its London base, "

      Which implies it is the ASA's responsibility to investigate the complaint.

    3. captain veg Silver badge

      Kinnevik

      The reason why they broadcast from "London" (does West Drayton count?) is precisely in order to be regulated in the UK and avoid the rather stricter Scandinavian rules.

      -A.

      1. Ivar Petersen

        Viasat broadcasting from the UK

        I suspect the main reason Viasat broadcasts from the UK and not Scandinavia is to get around the strciter advertising rules. In Denmark you can not interrupt a program to show commercials, and the the popular Viasat channels want to show lots of commercials throughout the programme.

        Interestingly enough, when Viasat wants to show porn, they have to switch back to a scandinavian transmitter as typically the kind of films shown are fine by Danish rules but not neccesarily so by UK rules.... aham... or so I have been informed. ;)

  10. Big_Boomer Silver badge
    Paris Hilton

    Fock, Girls, Drink, ARSE!

    Trust the Scandinavians to use our swear words.

    Does that mean we can use theirs and get away with it?

    Lester är en Jävla Rövknullare! ;-)

    Paris because she loves a good Focking, or so the video seems to imply. ;)

  11. Aristotles slow and dimwitted horse
    Go

    Somewhat ironic then...

    That the single complainant really should get a focking life.

  12. Me2

    Why....

    "in response to a single complaint about an advert"

    Why are they wasting time and money for a complaint from a single person?!?

    Surely, there should be some kind of point at which something is deemed to have actually offended "people" and not just given some grumpy miserable person with nothing better to do the excuse to write a letter!

    Hmmm, I guess this is a letter of complaint so I am a grumpy fecker with nothing better to do!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      presumably

      .. one of the few grumpy miserable people in the UK who has a decent grasp of Danish, yet still has nothing better to do.

    2. Dave Murray

      Ahhh

      Haven't you heard? 1 letter of complaint = 1,000,000 outraged people who saw the TV broadcast and couldn't be bothered / able to write. And some of them may have been children! Think of the focking children!

      1. Neonin
        Thumb Up

        Hahahahahaha!

        Best laugh I've had all day, good on you sir!

    3. ian 22

      Dear Complainant

      Feck the fecking feckless fecker!

  13. Jason Togneri
    FAIL

    Taking it up the ASA

    All I can say is that the ASA seem to be a bunch of feckless* morons, if they get all in a tizzy about a word like "feck".

    *yes it's a real word, go and look it up.

  14. Steen Hive
    FAIL

    Really

    "Viasat, the company responsible for broadcasting the outrage from its London base, was obliged to explain that "fucking" doesn't have the same impact in Denmark as it does in Blighty."

    Get a grip: it doesn't have any impact in Blighty either!

    Driving some random spittle-flecked, retentive moron with an inflated sense of entitlement and a permanent need for outrage completely apoplectic doesn't count!

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    almost the same as Scheiße in German

    means "Shit !" but it's ok for nuns to use it in front of the pope.

  16. Anonymous Coward
    WTF?

    Fuck me sideways Fatherfuckers

    this comment thread is unmoderated

    1. Daniel B.
      Happy

      It is moderated

      The thread is moderated all right, but the Moderatrix doesn't give a fuck if you fucking swear in your fucking post.

      You've actually got to be really nasty/offensive for your comment to get deleted, not just spray a load of swearing in your post. However, it helps if you want to get FoTW!

  17. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    Confirmed

    I can confirm that my fellow countrymen use the f word all the time without giving it much thought. I think it comes from watching too many American action movies.

    After moving to the UK I soon discovered that use of this word is seriously frowned upon. I try to warn my Danish friends to avoid this gaffe in the UK.

    I have a problem with my daughters, who grew up in the UK, whenever we watch Danish TV or go to Denmark.

    We now live in France where the f word is often heard on the radio. The French do not use the word much and don't really understand it. So we found it quite amusing at a recent show in the local music school where some children performed a dance to an american rap song which contained very frequent use of the f and c words! Prime family event!

  18. JaitcH
    Happy

    This reminds me of the late Mr. Fuch of Wandel & Goltermann ....

    Many years ago, in the 1970's, I was working at a electronics rep company in Toronto when the president of one of our main suppliers, Wandel & Goltermann, arrived and announced that he was Mr. Fuc* which he pronounced in his mother tongue of German.

    The receptionist turned all sorts of red, ran into the Canadian presidents office and told him what had happened.

    From that day onward Fuch introduced himself, in North America, as Mr. Fuch which he pronounced similarly to 'much' or 'such'.

    Such are the pitfalls of international business!

  19. Anonymous Coward
    Go

    Soesman Language Institute

    This article reminds me of this video: (NSFW; language)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npUHve14YIk

  20. Anonymous Coward
    FAIL

    Fe Fi Fo Fum

    Good thing this warn't in the States or they would have had 100, 000 complaints (all from the same group of course, and none of them having actually seen or heard anything).

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