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A 22-year-old Swedish woman has been found guilty of "assault and sexual harassment" for tucking into a stranger's penis after he declined her offer of a swift BJ, The Local reports The incident took place in March at a fast food outlet in Falköping. The unnamed assailant "approached the man and asked him several times if he …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    A likely story

    I'm having trouble believing the authenticity of this story, I think it has something to do with the premise that a guy would turn down a "swift BJ" from a Swedish woman.

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  2. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    I question the credibility of this story?

    A man turning down a BJ ? cant have happend.

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  3. cor
    Coat

    Sausage jokes not allowed...

    - She was gagging for it. Clearly.

    - "Make Swede love to me", she cried.

    - So what did she do with her hot-dog in the confusion?

    - Well, she won't be *coming* there again.

    <coated>

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  4. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    how?

    if he turned down the BJ, just HOW did she get it in her mouth to bite it off????

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  5. Foxhill

    Good excuse

    If ever you needed to explain to your wife why there are chomp marks on your penis, this article shows you know how to go about making a good defence up.

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  6. Michael Miller
    Flame

    How??

    She pulled his pants down. RTFA

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  7. Brendan Murphy

    Imagine...

    If the genders were reversed. Do you think the sentence would have been a fine, if a man had forcibly performed a similar act on a woman?

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  8. Andy G
    Coat

    Turned down a BJ ???

    ... she MUST have been a minger ! ! ! !

    /coat

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